Monday, August 20, 2007

There can be only one?

So some of you are probably wondering WTF is up with the sword guy in the background of the main window.
Simple - it's our tribute to 1/3 of our admin team, Steve. It seems Steve got a bit rowdy last week (he had too much chocolate milk...sugar makes him all hyper...) and chased some schmuck through the streets of SLC with not one, but TWO swords. I guess he thinks he's the friggin' Highlander or something. Luckily the guy escaped from the Nitwit Ninja without harm, but like a true wuss he had to go and call the cops on our boy.
The popo found Steve curled up in a drainage ditch, passed out from a severe sugar crash, swords still in hand. Naturally, they did what any law enforcement agency would have done - they tasered the sleeping wookie repeatedly, then gave him the two fisted body cavity search treatment. Reports state that he "took it like a man" and was actually giggling through it all.
In any event, we'll keep our fingers crossed for him...and Steve, if you manage to get this message in the big house, just remember: Don't drop the soap.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol, I will miss the late night conversations. Tell him the Zippo says "hey" the next time you visit him.

Also, I will send him some porn if he wishes.

8:36 PM  
Blogger Dedric Starks said...

Okay Guys... The REAL Story was..

1. A roommate stole my ipod among other high value items from me.

2. I was pissed about it, and had a couple of drinks..(well more than a couple.. but still)..

3. I grabbed my weapons of choice..2 of my 4 swords..

4. I went outside....to "ask" him to get their shit out of my house..

5. He called the cops.. just as i was walking out there .. so i only had a short amount of time to work...

6. I went back into my apt.. put my swords up on the wall..and away..

7. Cops came knocking on my door.. I was even nice and polite to them.. They ran my name.. i came up with warrants.. from 5 years ago..

8. I went to Jail...

9. I'm outta jail now... and I found out that the cops failed to file my weapons charges...

10. Now If I can just find another job...

7:31 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

As amusing as the story is, the highlander image makes it a bit hard to read the moments. I just blocked it.

7:43 PM  

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