There can be only one?

So some of you are probably wondering WTF is up with the sword guy in the background of the main window.
Simple - it's our tribute to 1/3 of our admin team, Steve. It seems Steve got a bit rowdy last week (he had too much chocolate milk...sugar makes him all hyper...) and chased some schmuck through the streets of SLC with not one, but TWO swords. I guess he thinks he's the friggin' Highlander or something. Luckily the guy escaped from the Nitwit Ninja without harm, but like a true wuss he had to go and call the cops on our boy.
The popo found Steve curled up in a drainage ditch, passed out from a severe sugar crash, swords still in hand. Naturally, they did what any law enforcement agency would have done - they tasered the sleeping wookie repeatedly, then gave him the two fisted body cavity search treatment. Reports state that he "took it like a man" and was actually giggling through it all.
In any event, we'll keep our fingers crossed for him...and Steve, if you manage to get this message in the big house, just remember: Don't drop the soap.